Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Gay rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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