Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Asians...

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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French people.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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wat?

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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