What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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