- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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