Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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hi im paul!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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