Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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