A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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