How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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thumbs up!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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