Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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