What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Animal

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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