How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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