What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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