What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Obama.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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