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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Nice legs....What time do they open?

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Your eye color is very unique.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Your mother is so fat.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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