Gay rights

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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anti-joke teehee

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Knock knock, come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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who farted i did :]

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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minorities

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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your mom

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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