- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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