Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Diana and victoria

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

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