Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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i like pie

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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