Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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