( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Animal

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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BUT HWY?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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