Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Animal

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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The Colts this year.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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