What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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hi

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Kony 2012

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Sarah Palin

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The economy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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BUT HWY?

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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