- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Christians

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Knock knock

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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