Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Gale swallows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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