What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

Miami Heat.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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