What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Womens rights

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Your momma's so fat...

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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