What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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You.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Anti Joke

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