A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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FIRE!!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Kony 2012

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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