What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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The NBA lockout

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Obama 2012

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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