- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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