- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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