- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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