What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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