Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Women's rights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Obama 2012

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Runescape.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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lebron

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