A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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