A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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