- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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