What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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