Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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The Colts this year.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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