Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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