- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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