why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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