why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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