A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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