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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Women's Rights

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

i was molested.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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