a Jew had a small nose

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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