your mommy so gehto shes black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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You.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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