Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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