Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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