What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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i like pie

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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