I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

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