What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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