- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

The joke below me is retarded

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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