On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Your momma's so fat...

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Chikin nuggets

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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11111

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Diana and victoria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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