Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A black person in the NHL

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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