Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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my names jim haha

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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