Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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