Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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pussy enough said

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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