Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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