A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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theres a fat guy

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Kim Kardashian.

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