- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What's gay and gay? Joe

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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