- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

69.... is a number

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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