- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

...Jack Vale

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