Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

No.

Kim Kardashian.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Lacrosse

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Asians...

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

American healthcare.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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