Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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