A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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You're on fire.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

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