A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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NEVER

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Robin, get in the car.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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