Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Robin, get in the car.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Anti Joke

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