American healthcare.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Women's rights

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

William Raines.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I'm Spartacus

hi bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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